The 10 Best Attractions at Universal Studios Florida

6. Villain-Con Minion Blast

With Villain-Con Minion Blast Universal has taken aim at the very definition of the word “ride.” Can you call something a ride if you’re standing up the entire time, free and unconstrained? How much can you gamify an attraction before it becomes a game more than a ride? And are the moving walkways between Universal’s parking lot and City Walk a ride? Because that’s what Villain-Con Minion Blast is: it’s a conveyor belt that takes you through a virtual shooting gallery. Fortunately it’s a fun conveyor belt, and one of the best versions yet of the shooter ride. A moving walkway that winds through a half-dozen or so rooms. You’re given a plastic gun and told to stand on a dot on the walkway and sent out to shoot anything that moves on the many screens found throughout the ride. These screens broadcast movie-quality animated vignettes featuring the villains of the Vicious Six and dozens of those little yellow Minion guys, and feature targets of all shapes and sizes (including many secret ones) that will net you points or power-ups. A slow-moving conveyor belt might seem like a very limited way to interact with an attraction, but the screens are so massive and full of hyperkinetic animation that you probably won’t even think about how you’re moving through them after a few seconds. You also have a freer range of motion than you do in more traditional shooting dark rides; you’re asked to not step off your dot, but because you aren’t strapped into a vehicle you’re able to move a full 360 degrees and aim at any of the targets that surround you. (It can be a bit of a tight squeeze, though, so make sure you don’t whack your neighbor in the head with your blaster.) Also, if you have a competitive streak, you’ll be too busy trying to blow everything up to care that you’re on your feet the whole time. It’s the newest ride at Universal Studios Florida, and also one of the best.

5. Hogwarts Express—King’s Cross Station

NOTE: You’ll need a Park-to-Park Pass to ride the Hogwarts Express.

I hate to admit it, but I skipped the Hogwarts Express the first time I visited The Wizarding World of Harry Potter because I assumed it was just a standard train for people who didn’t feel like walking between the two Harry Potter areas. Almost every theme park has a train, and almost all of those trains exist primarily to give your hard-working feet a break. Over time I realized how foolish I was, and went out of my way to ride this thing on my last trip. Guess what: it’s fantastic. I’m not even a Potter fan, but the work Universal has done bringing the books and movies to life surpasses even Disney’s recent projects when it comes to creating a themed environment, and the Hogwarts Express is a vital part of the illusion. It uses screens and projections inside a themed train car to show the trip from London to Hogsmeade or back again, with cameos from various Potter characters and magical beasts. The technology and set design comes together perfectly to capture that other-worldly, wizarding feeling.

4. The Bourne Stuntacular

Universal’s latest stunt show is an impressive bit of high-tech showmanship, combining video, live actors, and complicated live sets into a story of international intrigue straight from a Bourne movie. As impressive as its tech and stunts are, it’s not afraid to embrace the inherent showbiz corniness of the theme park stunt show, with a smarmy villain who overacts perfectly. Yes, it’s violent, and very loud, but it’s a fun show full of intricate action set pieces that will leave you bewildered and entertained. It’s also a great way to get off your feet and beat the heat.

3. E.T. Adventure

This is the only original Universal Studios ride that’s still open. You can tell it’s older if only because there are no movie screens involved. This is a classic dark ride, like something you’d find in Fantasyland at a Disney park. Anybody who saw E.T. at the right age should grow wistful when the bike-shaped vehicles take off into the sky, flying over a town recreated in miniature like Disney’s Peter Pan ride, while casting shadows on the full moon. The final part of the ride takes place on E.T.’s home planet, and it’s like It’s a Small World if every child looked kind of like Alf. You give your name to a ride attendant before you board, and at the end E.T. says your name in a heavy Speak & Spell accent. I don’t know if kids today watch E.T.—I’ll totally judge their parents if they don’t—but it’s hard not to love this classic ride if you know the movie. It might only be #3 here, but it’s easily my personal favorite ride at Universal Studios Florida.

2. Revenge of the Mummy: The Ride

As complex and exciting as Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit is, it can’t compare to the simple thrill of barreling through complete darkness in a roller coaster. Revenge of the Mummy: The Ride reminds me of Space Mountain, only instead of space you’re flying through an underground tomb. The presentation is more complex than Disney’s classic—you’ll stop occasionally, as the mummy from the Brendan Fraser movies threatens you, or so you can feel the heat from the sheet of flame engulfing the roof above you. Occasionally screens will make it look like the mummy is jumping out at you as you shoot down the unseen track. Somehow removing our ability to see where we’re going makes a roller coaster even more exciting, and Revenge of the Mummy is the best ride at Universal Studios that isn’t heavily dependent on a movie screen. From the elaborate world-building of the queue area to the wonderful integration of theme and ride, it’s a Disney-level experience. And if you hate Brendan Fraser, you might even think it’s the best theme park ride ever—it’s the only one where Brendan Fraser dies at the end.

1. Harry Potter and the Escape From Gringotts

I’ve never read a Harry Potter book. I slept my way through the first movie and never tried to watch any of the rest. I know a bit about that world simply by being a person alive in the Western World in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, but I am by no measure a Harry Potter fan. So when I tell you that the Diagon Alley portion of Universal Studios might be the most impressive theme park attraction I’ve ever visited, that should mean something. Universal did an amazing job of making Diagon Alley feel like its own unique, fully formed world, from the architecture to the pavement to the type of stores and restaurants on display. At the center of Diagon Alley is a large building with a dragon nestled on its roof. Inside that building is Harry Potter and the Escape From Gringotts, perhaps the most amazing experience I’ve ever had at a theme park. Earlier I referred to Disney-level world-building; Gringotts outclasses anything I’ve ever seen at a Disney park. From the animatronic banktellers to the animated newspaper headlines, you’ll always have something fascinating to look at while waiting in line. And once the ride starts, you’ll wonder if children today could ever possibly be impressed by the rides we grew up riding. Gringotts is similar to The Transformers ride in that it’s a mixture of a moving vehicle and 3D film. The vehicle’s motions are far more elaborate, though, and eventually the two-car train splits into individual units that can rotate a full 360 degrees. The story involves an attack on the Gringotts bank, with your car stuck in a battle between Harry and his friends and the forces of Voldemort. The visual effects are superior to the other, similar rides at Universal, and the total experience is about as revelatory as a theme park attraction can get today.

Senior editor Garrett Martin writes about videogames, comedy, travel, theme parks, wrestling, and anything else that gets in his way. He’s also on Twitter @grmartin.