The New King Kong Pinball Machine Looks Cool, but It Could Look a Lot Cooler

There are certain inalienable facts about Stern’s new pinball machines. New machines will be based on a license, that license will be popular with middle-aged men, and those machines will cost a small fortune that can only be afforded by older guys with solid jobs and disposable income. So it’s not a big surprise that their newest machine, announced last week, is based on King Kong—a character introduced 92 years ago that has never receded too far from the pop culture spotlight in the decades since.
The last new Stern machine that wasn’t based on a movie, band, TV show, or game was 2019’s Black Knight: Sword of Rage—which is a sequel to a beloved 1980 pinball machine that today’s pinball buyers are very familiar with. Although pinball is healthier today than it was 20 years ago, it’s still inherently risky—it remains a niche hobby, and these increasingly complex and complicated machines are costly to make—and so Stern, the biggest name in the game this century, understandably tries to mitigate that risk as much as possible by focusing on games that target the core demo like a laser. Sometimes these old guy interests overlap with general pop culture, as with recent games based on Stranger Things and The Mandalorian, but it’s also the reason we’ve gotten new pinball machines based on Elvira, The Munsters, and the band Rush in the last six years. (Again, I’m not complaining: I’m a middle-aged man myself, and thus perfectly in the key demographic here. Plus that Elvira game’s rad.) King Kong’s more universal than those three—I’m sure those newfangled Kong vs. Godzilla movies have brought a lot of kids under the great ape’s sway—but this particular pin is clearly for the real heads; it’s specifically based on the original movie and its characters and set in the 1930s.
I’m not complaining about Kong one bit. King Kong is cool. King Kong has always been cool. There should be, like, a dozen different King Kong pinball games by now. Instead there are only two that you’re ever likely to play: Data East’s 1990 machine, and Stern’s new one. (Pinside lists a third one, made by a Brazilian company in 1978, but it seems to only exist today as a video pinball recreation.) It’s legitimately shocking that there wasn’t a King Kong pin made alongside the ‘70s movie, or even an earlier Stern game from this century. I haven’t had a chance to play Stern’s new one (which is officially called King Kong: Myth of Terror Island) but I can’t wait until it shows up at one of Atlanta’s pinball arcades. If I was rich beyond reason I would probably buy one.
It’s cool that Stern has made a new King Kong pin. I wish it was a little more stylish in its presentation, though.