Disney World’s about to Lose Most of Its Cool Fake Caves
The closing of Tom Sawyer Island means Disney World will have a severe lack of a grand theme park tradition: cool fake caves

When Tom Sawyer Island closes at the Magic Kingdom this Sunday, Disney World won’t just be losing an attraction that has been a part of the park for over 50 years. It’ll also be losing at least, like, 75% of its cool fake caves. And although that’s only a small part of the theme park history that’ll be going away (the Rivers of America and Liberty Square Riverboat are both also closing), I don’t want it to be overlooked. Cool fake caves, after all, are cool.
Much like fake elevators, there’s a deep, illustrious history of fake caves in Disney theme parks. Sometimes you ride through them, like on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad or Tokyo DisneySea’s Journey to the Center of the Earth. The coolest fake caves, though, are the ones you can freely explore on foot, at your own leisure, with all the time you need to investigate every nook and cranny. The spirit of those fake caves represents one of the purest distillations of the Disney theme park ethos and the artistic goal that every Imagineer shoots for: they’re human-made spaces that look and feel not real, per se, but hyperreal, like a magnification of what we expect from the idea of a cave, and yet, despite their earthly familiarity and obvious fabrication, still have the ability to fully transport us somewhere else. You know a fake cave is a cool one when you’re not even thinking about how it’s fake when you’re inside of it; you’re just there, in that cave, enjoying its mysteries and its warmth and its equal promise of adventure and the mundane—enjoying a cave that isn’t “real” and yet realer than any other cave you’ve ever been in, if you’re somebody who somehow finds themself in real caves here in the Beyond Tomorrowland year of 2025.
The three fake caves at Tom Sawyer Island are each the platonic ideal of a fake theme park cave. (Speaking of Plato: while Tom Sawyer Island isn’t quite old enough for these to be the caves that guy was talking about, you know he’d have a lot to say about them regardless; for him they’d be like that infinity effect you get when you point a mirror at a mirror.) Disney’s cave work might have gotten more refined and elaborate since these were built at the dawn of the 1970s, but every cave they’ve made since, from the dragon’s lair and pirate fort at Disneyland Paris to Tokyo’s amazing queue for Journey to the Center of the Earth, owes a crucial debt to this tiny island. Everything you hope to see in a fake cave, especially a cool one, is already here: that immediate rush of darkness, the promise of unexpected adventure around every corner, unearthly lights of a quasi-mystical nature, craggy tendrils reaching out from the floor and roof as if the cave itself is trying to grab you in its clutches. And of course it helps that cool fake caves are, quite literally, cool, offering a brief but much-needed respite from Florida’s brutal heat and humidity.