The Musée des Arts Forains Explores the History of Carnivals and Fairground Art
Main photo by Flickr user laika_ac, used under Creative Commons license
I didn’t come to Paris to die, but the City of Love seemed to have other ideas. At least it wasn’t going to be some mundane, everyday death; when the 19th century fair ride I was barely clinging to inevitably flung me headfirst into the walls of the Musée des Arts Forains, it would guarantee me an unforgettable obituary. Who dies by velocipede carousel these days? I was almost looking forward to it.
Fortunately the 120-year-old bicycle merry-go-round did not actually murder me. Despite how terrifying it can feel to ride the thing, its top speed rarely ever hits 30 miles per hour, which wouldn’t be much for a modern day thrill ride. Combine that speed with a century-old contraption, though, one without seatbelts, restraints, or any visible safety mechanisms, and the fear outstrips anything you’ll feel on a fancy new roller coaster. And the kicker: because this carousel is a joint effort, with every bike connected and every rider helping to keep it spinning faster and faster, you’ve got to keep your feet firmly on those pedals. If they slip and you don’t pull your legs out of the way you could absolutely mess them up as they got sucked into the whirring cyclone of pedals propelled by the force of a dozen other riders.
That happened to me, uh, almost immediately.
As I yanked my legs up tight against the side of my bicycle I started to feel the centrifugal force—the mechanical reaction that would clearly end my life that day. The carousel kept spinning faster and faster, our (very French, very entertaining) tour guide cackling with glee as this group of tourists started to realize this carnival ride was also maybe some kind of death trap, as I clutched ever more tightly to the handles of my bike. You know that part of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory with the boat and the tunnel and all the screaming? It felt like that, but with the extra promise of massive head trauma.
And I loved every second of it.
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