Ten Ridiculous(ly Awesome) Wii Accessories

6. Wii Sniper Rifle from CTA Digital

Forget being fit, I bought a videogame console because I want to shoot things without actually shooting things. CTA understands this. And instead of giving us the usual pistol-shaped peripherals, we get a hardcore awesome SNIPER RIFLE (which “possesses a very life-like mold, yet its white plastic color prevents it from being mistaken for an actual rifle.”) Too bad the scope is for cosmetic appeal alone and can’t actually help you pick off those zombies in Resident Evil 4. (For the pre-gunpowder inclined, CTA also has a crossbow. No, really.)

7. Wii Fishing Rod from Hyperkin

This is something my dad would buy into, since the only video games he ever played were those Bass Master games. Why go outside and fish in the sunshine and great weather when you can do it from the comfort of your couch with a bowl of chili on the stove? Complete with a realistic(ish) reel, all you have to do is put your Wii remote in the middle and let it “assist” you in performing the fishing motions.

8. Wii Combat Pack from Hyperkin