The Top 7 Assassin’s Creed Games, Ranked Worst to Best
I’m a great big fan of the Assassin’s Creed games. I’ve spent the last year playing all of them in a row, and I feel like I am now uniquely qualified to tell you which games are “real good” and which games “ain’t so good.” Sit back, sip on some coffee or some of that sweet cane sugar classic Dew, and get ready for a completely objective and unarguably factual ranking of videogames that you cannot disagree with because I will disprove you with my facts.
7. Assassin’s Creed III
This game is almost universally hated, and I understand why. It systems don’t mesh together very well. The plot points don’t follow from one another. The game feels unbearably long, but the important moments seem to zip right by without any time to pause or reflect. The protagonist, Ratonhnhaké:ton, is a complex and three-dimensional person that the game treats like a one-note, angry teen when it is convenient, as often as it milks his tragedy for pathos. This game just doesn’t work. That said, its reach exceeds its grasp. Although there’s courage in some of the “bad” design choices, they ultimately don’t add up to a positive, pleasant, or interesting experience.
6. Assassin’s Creed: Liberation
I actually have not played this game, so I can’t speak to its position on this list. If you played it and liked it a lot, please mentally place it wherever you see fit in this list. That will now be canon. The reason that it is at the sixth position (rather than last or in an honorable mention) is that I’m certain that it is better than ACIII by default. In either case, please continue to enjoy this canonical and objectively factual rankings list of videogames.
5. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood
Brotherhood took every mechanic introduced in Assassin’s Creed 2 and polished them to a sheen. Do you like taking over areas of a city? You can do that a lot. Do you like collectables? There are approximately one billion collectables. Do you like Renaissance Italy? Here’s thirty more hours of it. Lots of people like the refinements in this game, but I personally found them cumbersome. Narratively, Ezio – who grew quite a bit as a character during AC2 – gets retconned back into immaturity, which really undercuts the effectiveness of the “Ezio Trilogy” as a whole.
4. Assassin’s Creed