The Best Horror Games for Absolute Wusses

So, you want to get into the spooky spirit with a good ol’ fashioned horror game, but you’re a bit of a wuss, huh? We might not have t-shirts, but the club certainly exists and I am among one of its highest ranking members. Conceptually, I love horror. I think it’s a genre that explores the human condition in a way no other can, but engaging with it can be a bit challenging for me—particularly when it comes to videogames. I jump, I scream, I squirm, and try as I might, I quit out of that shit the second the going gets tough. However, through tumultuous trial and error, I’ve found some games that even myself, a certifiable wuss, can get through in one piece.
Starting from the tame and growing progressively more terrifying, here’s my list of the top horror games just about anyone can play and are easily accessible (sorry, Zombies Ate My Neighbors):
9. Plants vs. Zombie
My sincerest apologies if this one gets your heart racing, but our list begins with the decidedly not-so-spooky Plants vs. Zombies. Developed by PopCap games back in 2009, in this strategic tower-defense game you play as a homeowner who enlists powerful plants to help protect you against an undead invasion. Through careful management of your money and “sun,” as well as learning the abilities of each plant and zombie, you can turn your flora into firepower and have some serious fun doing so. With clever plant names and abilities (cherry bomb, peashooter, wall-nut…), fun enemy types and a cartoonish look, this game is more silly than scary—despite the presence of zombies and some pretty high stakes.
8. Costume Quest 2
Double Fine’s Costume Quest 2 is an action role-playing game where you take control of a group of trick-or-treaters traveling across time in an attempt to thwart the plans of Dr. Orel White, a crotchety dentist who wishes to end Halloween once and for all. As you explore both the past and future of your hometown, you interact with your environments through trick-or-treating, solving puzzles and engaging in turn-based battles. In combat, the costumes your team wears come to life and grant the children their powers, making for a fun and comical job system. While the dystopian future and creepy dentist trope could be slightly spooky for children, this game looks a lot like a Cartoon Network show, and, once again, is not very frightening. Really the only reason I’m throwing it above Plants vs. Zombies is because the gameplay is perhaps a bit more challenging, but the two are fairly equal in terms of creep factor.
7. Luigi’s Mansion 3
Luigi’s Mansion 3 is an absolute blast and a real must play for the Nintendo Switch, especially during the spookiest month of the year. Once again, our boy Luigi is back at it with the ghost busting, but this time we’re leaving the haunted mansions behind and are headed to the luxurious Last Resort Hotel. Our story starts when—despite its ominous name—the Super Mario Bros. and their closest pals decide to cash in on an offer to stay at the hotel as valued guests. When Luigi awakens from a light snooze, he discovers his friends have gone missing and sinister spectres now roam the hotel halls. Through exploration, puzzle solving and vanquishing ghosts with his shiny, new Poltergust model G-00, Luigi obtains elevator buttons to explore the hotel’s various themed floors and take on the horrors that await. This is another game that is also incredibly tame, though it might be the first on the list that could get a jump or two from young audiences. Additionally, the gameplay might be a tad trickier, requiring some clever thinking from players to take down certain bosses.The great news is, the multiplayer aspect makes solving these puzzles much simpler, and turns it into a perfect first game for kids to play with the guidance of an older sibling or parent.
6. Don’t Starve
Alright, now we’re getting into the ages 10 and up games. Klei Entertainment’s Don’t Starve marks our departure from the happy, bubbly cartoonish look of the previous games on this list and our entry into something a bit darker. With Tim Burton-esque illustrations, desolate and dangerous environments, high difficulty and its emphasis on survival, this game is both creepy and stressful. While it might not elicit any jumps or screams, there are plenty of horror elements that make this game a perfect October play.