Nidhogg (PC)
If you haven’t attended numerous videogame-related gatherings over the past four years, you might not know what Nidhogg is. I can only imagine what you’d think a Nidhogg is if you are not into independent videogames. Actually, your brain would probably try to convince you it’s something boring, like a Scandinavian band that isn’t very good. Either that, or you’d know that it has something to do with Norse mythology.
I have, for many reasons or many others, been to plenty of independent-game-celebrating events in the past four years, so I’ve played Nidhogg many times—and, more importantly, I’ve seen dozens (hundreds) of other people playing Nidhogg against each other. Nidhogg is that rare breed of videogame that is certainly as fun to watch as it is to play. Heck, depending on your opponent, it might actually be more fun to watch than it is to play (and I mean that in the best possible way).
To put it into bland terms, Nidhogg is a two-player competitive one-on-one minimalist electronic sport with a fencing metaphor and the rules of tug of war. It is a spectator-hyper-friendly speed-decision-making exercise wherein the decisions regard position and action. The left player is a yellow fencer; the right player is an orange fencer.
The yellow fencer must advance to the right; the orange fencer must advance to the left.
A player earns the right to advance in their necessary direction only when they have killed their opponent. To kill your opponent, you must stab your opponent (or throw your sword, or kick your opponent and then break their neck). Once you kill your opponent, you are free to move forward. Move forward far enough, and you’ll find your opponent waiting for you.
Here, you’re free to imagine whatever you want: The players can be clones, or they can be Looney Tunes reincarnations. I like to think they’re all members of a team. When one member of the team dies,another rushes to fill in. This is how you end up with so many dead bodies by the end of a game.
To win a game of Nidhogg, you must advance to the goal at the ultimate limit of your necessary direction. If the yellow player gets all the way to the right, the yellow player wins.
Winning is excellent. You run by a crowd of cheering onlookers, and earn your prize: the right to be eaten by the titular Nidhogg, a dragon-worm-snake-beast which is so cool it turns human sacrifice into an honor worth killing for.
You don’t need to think about the world or the narrative just now: For now, know that the game is mechanically air-tight. By pressing up and down while standing, you can raise or lower your sword. Press the stab button to stab. Hold up and press the stab button to throw your sword. Press and hold down to crouch. Hold either horizontal direction to run. Tap downward while running to roll through your enemy, and (usually) under his sword. Press the jump button to jump. Throw your sword while jumping, if that seems like a thing to do.
If you throw your sword, now you don’t have a sword.
-
So Far, Dispatch Is a Smart Superhero Story That Lives up to Telltale’s Legacy By Elijah Gonzalez October 21, 2025 | 10:00am
-
Ninja Gaiden 4 Sticks to the Bloody Basics By Michael Murphy October 20, 2025 | 7:00pm
-
Absolum Is A Dark Fantasy Beat ‘Em Up With Best-In-Class Fisticuffs By Elijah Gonzalez October 9, 2025 | 9:00am
-
Hades II Is a Rich, Strong, Resonant Echo—But an Echo Nonetheless By Garrett Martin September 24, 2025 | 11:00am
-
Consume Me Can Be a Bit Too Autobiographical By Bee Wertheimer September 24, 2025 | 9:00am
-
Blippo+ Makes Art Out of Channel Surfing By Garrett Martin September 23, 2025 | 12:00pm
-
Silent Hill f Is an Unnerving and Symbolically Dense Return To Form By Elijah Gonzalez September 22, 2025 | 3:01am
-
You’ll Want To Tune In For Wander Stars, An RPG That Feels Like An ‘80s Anime By Wallace Truesdale September 19, 2025 | 12:00pm
-
Horror Game Eclipsium Can't Quite Escape the Shadow of More Consistent Peers By Elijah Gonzalez September 19, 2025 | 9:00am
-
Pokémon Concierge Is Back With Another Extremely Cuddly Vacation By Elijah Gonzalez September 4, 2025 | 9:30am
-
Cronos: The New Dawn’s Survival Horror Thrills Mostly Redeem Its Narrative Missteps By Elijah Gonzalez September 3, 2025 | 10:00am
-
Metal Eden Should Let Go and Embrace the Flow By Bee Wertheimer September 2, 2025 | 11:00am
-
Gears of War: Reloaded Is an Upscaled Snapshot of a Distant, Darker Time By Maddy Myers August 26, 2025 | 11:00am
-
Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater Is A Great Way to Play One of the Best Games Ever Made By Elijah Gonzalez August 22, 2025 | 3:01am
-
Shredding Serenity in Sword of the Sea By Garrett Martin August 18, 2025 | 11:00am
-
Discounty Makes Expanding A Supermarket Fun, Hectic, And Bittersweet By Wallace Truesdale August 15, 2025 | 9:54am
-
Off Is A Fever Dream of an RPG That Hasn’t Lost Its Swing By Elijah Gonzalez August 14, 2025 | 3:30pm
-
Abyssus Is a Roguelike FPS That Largely Overcomes Rocky Waters By Elijah Gonzalez August 12, 2025 | 11:00am
-
MakeRoom Is a Sweet Treat of an Interior Design Game By Bee Wertheimer August 6, 2025 | 11:55am
-
Gradius Origins Is an Excellent Introduction to a Legendary Shoot 'Em Up Series By Garrett Martin August 5, 2025 | 3:45pm
-
Dead Take Turns the Horror of the Hollywood Machine into a Psychological Escape Room By Toussaint Egan July 31, 2025 | 3:00am
-
Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound Hones The Series’ 2D Platforming To A Fine Point By Elijah Gonzalez July 30, 2025 | 11:00am
-
Fretless: The Wrath of Riffson Is a Sweet Riff on the Rhythm RPG By Bee Wertheimer July 25, 2025 | 9:40am
-
s.p.l.i.t Finds Fear In The Command-Line By Elijah Gonzalez July 24, 2025 | 10:00am
-
Killing Floor 3 Is a Shooter By the Numbers By Diego Nicolás Argüello July 24, 2025 | 9:00am
-
Here in the Wheel World, Cycling Is a Sweet Dream that Always Comes True By Garrett Martin July 23, 2025 | 12:00pm
-
Wuchang: Fallen Feathers Is a Beautiful Soulslike By Veerender Jubbal July 22, 2025 | 10:00pm
-
Monument Valley 3 Maintains The Series’ Charm, But Could Use A New Perspective By Elijah Gonzalez July 21, 2025 | 7:01pm
-
Shadow Labyrinth: The First Pac-Troid Game Gets Lost in the IP Woods By Garrett Martin July 17, 2025 | 10:00am
-
The Drifter Is a Gripping Mystery with Grating Characters By Maddy Myers July 17, 2025 | 10:00am
-
Whoa Nellie, EA Sports College Football 26 Avoids a Sophomore Slump By Kevin Fox Jr. July 14, 2025 | 3:37pm
-
Everdeep Aurora Rewards Those Willing To Dig Deeper By Elijah Gonzalez July 9, 2025 | 11:00am
-
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach Is Heartfelt, Gonzo, And Builds On Its Predecessor In Nearly Every Way By Elijah Gonzalez June 23, 2025 | 8:00am
-
TRON: Catalyst Reminded Me How Frustrating It Is Being a TRON Fan By Dia Lacina June 17, 2025 | 10:00am
-
The Gang's All Here with Elden Ring Nightreign—And, Surprisingly, It Works By Garrett Martin May 28, 2025 | 10:00am
-
Keita Takahashi's To a T Never Quite Comes to a Point By Moises Taveras May 28, 2025 | 9:00am
-
Monster Train 2 May Not Lay New Tracks, But It Still Delivers An Excellent Ride By Elijah Gonzalez May 21, 2025 | 10:00am
-
The Midnight Walk Is A Mesmerizing Horror Game Brought To Life From Clay By Elijah Gonzalez May 8, 2025 | 10:00am
-
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Honors Classic RPGs While Confidently Blazing Its Own Path By Elijah Gonzalez April 23, 2025 | 5:00am
-
Lost Records: Bloom and Rage Is a Triumphant Punk Rock Symphony to Girlhood By Natalie Checo April 22, 2025 | 10:56am