The Beak and Barrel Is a Fantastic New Themed Bar Inside the Magic Kingdom

When Disney’s Imagineers designed the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction back in the 1960s, they made a crucial decision that guaranteed the ride would remain timeless. Instead of giving the nominally story-based ride a rigidly defined plot with specific characters, they shot for vibes.
The Pirates ride isn’t necessarily a swashbuckling adventure like the movies that borrowed its name decades later. It’s an evocative depiction of pirates plundering a Caribbean port town, and a celebration of the pure destructive force of out-of-control partying. With its overlapping dialogue, vignette-style structure, and passive observer POV, it has far more in common with the shaggy, novelistic films Robert Altman would make in the 1970s than the big budget blockbusters Johnny Depp starred in 30 years later. And although a handful of Jack Sparrow animatronics and the slightest semblance of a story were shoehorned into the ride after those movies’ success, it’s still more of a suggestion than the kind of plot-driven direction theme parks have moved towards. Yes, Sparrow is there amid the chaos, apparently trying to find a map to some kind of treasure, but he’s just one pirate out of dozens partying this town into the ground.
What does any self-respecting pirate need to fuel their city-leveling revels? Rum, of course. And although the current version of Pirates imagines an odd scenario where these seafaring scoundrels auction rum off to one another instead of, you know, fighting over it, the best place to get rum remains a bar. And so The Beak and Barrel, the latest addition to Adventureland at the Magic Kingdom in Orlando, will open later this week to serve hale and hearty pirate fare to the guests of Disney World, with or without a few shots of rum. It’ll also tap into the same timeless, vivid imagining of pirate life that has entertained Pirates of the Caribbean riders for almost 60 years. The drinks are strong in The Beak and Barrel, but crucially, so are the vibes.
The first thing you’ll notice when you enter The Beak and Barrel, which is located right next to the Pirates attraction in Adventureland, is how warm and autumnal everything is. It’s the same mix of earth tones and fiery glow found in the ride—browns and tans cast with the flickering of torches and candle light, like you’ve stepped off the boat and right into the burning town. The main room houses two long communal tables, ample counter seating around its walls, and a big wooden bar in front of liquor shelves that look like the quarters of an old ship. No, your eyes (or eye—this is a pirate’s bar, after all) aren’t deceiving you; the center piece of the bar is a collection of shelves that together resemble a giant skull, much like the Skull Rock that Captain Hook called home and that used to loom over Fantasyland in Disneyland.
That’s just one of two rooms inside The Beak and Barrel. Off to the left from the entrance is a small, semi-secluded space called the Map Room; its one large table can serve several guests at once, and one portion of the table is lowered in order to accommodate guests in wheelchairs. On the walls are various nautical maps and mapmaking tools. On the other side of the main room is the Captain’s Quarters, which has a number of tables for small groups; this room is packed full of curios and momentos of our unseen captain’s adventures, with every table guaranteed its own fascinating little display to pore over. There’s also a fireplace in the Captain’s Quarters, with seating for two in front; on its mantel are a collection of miniature ships in bottles, and if you’re guessing that a miniature ship in a bottle in a Disney bar might turn into something more dramatic and magical, you wouldn’t be off base. Yes, at Disney World, bottles are now battlefields. But more on that in a bit.
If you’ve ever been to Oga’s Cantina in Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge, you’ll be familiar with how The Beak and Barrel works. First off you’ll want to make a reservation weeks before your visit to the Magic Kingdom; you’ve been able to make reservations on the Disney World app for a while and every day gets packed up the instant it becomes available. (Inevitably it’ll become at least a little easier to get a reservation, and potentially even become something you can get on a walk-up list for on the day of your trip, but that could literally take years.) When you arrive for your reservation a pirate host will take you to a table or counter top, and like at Oga’s you don’t really get much of a say in where you’re seated. At that point you’ll have 45 minutes to drink its alcoholic and non-alcoholic cocktails, munch on its small selection of snacks, and, most importantly, immerse yourself in this gloriously designed space. You’re guaranteed to see a number of show elements during any 45 minute shift, such as songs and whimsical banter between the pirate staffers, a naval battle between the bottled ships on the mantel, and—destined to be most popular—an appearance from Rummy, the animatronic parrot first mate who lives above the bar. After 45 minutes, one of The Beak and Barrel’s pirate employees will gently remind you that it’s time to return to Adventureland and leave the bar.
45 minutes is a good amount of time to slip out of the Florida heat and recharge with a drink or two. Any longer than that and you’d be wasting your theme park day. You’ll also feel like it’s not nearly enough, though, when your stay comes to a quicker-than-anticipated end, and that’s part of the point: The Beak and Barrel is built knowing that many Disney Parks fans will come again and again, as often as they’re able to. That’s why it’s so overloaded with details (including, yes, many references to the ride and the movies) and things to experience: to make every visit feel new and surprising.
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