Getting Clean with Powerwash Simulator 2
Powerwash Simulator 2 pulls a sick trick in its early hours. During one of its first cleaning jobs, the player is charged with handling a “public facility” that looks, on its face, like a simple bench. Like its predecessor, Powerwash Simulator 2 will often throw a number of missions at the player which vary in size—sometimes a gig is a five-minute session of cleaning a small vehicle, while other times it’ll be an hours-long endeavor washing the entirety of a playground or train station—so I took the the job without batting an eye. However, hosing the bench and the immediate area around it instead prompted a ding, one distinct from the familiar sound of a completed job. I stepped back from the bench and an entirely new structure rose from the ground, signaling to me that my real ordeal had just begun.
I was here to wash a pretty foul public restroom, and the job was far more intensive than I thought it’d be. It also turned out to be Powerwash Simulator 2‘s first example of a multistage level, where rinsing off one layer of muck revealed another, and then maybe even another after that. Once I washed the exterior of the high-tech lavatory, its door popped open and revealed an even bigger mess inside. Some of the game’s stages act like this, withholding messes just outside the player’s reach as a proverbial twist of the knife should they ever mistake their job for nearly done. As a mind-numbing palette cleanser, I was more than happy to tackle jobs that unfolded like this where minutes melted into hours.
But there was something else to that progression, as well as that visual—that of a sort of shit-filled matryoshka doll masking increasingly onerous problems in need of fixing—that struck a chord.
(Ding)
A few years ago now, I wrote about my relationship to the then freshly released first installment in the Powerwash Simulator series. I’d been losing sleep over it and its alluring domestic fantasies and pondering how my own life might look when structured around routines and responsibilities like the ones I was cultivating in the filth-soaked streets of Muckingham, the games’ setting.
In truth, I was dreaming of a life I’d achieve shortly afterwards once I finally struck out and began living on my own. I longed for days driven by purpose and obligation to myself and my loved ones and before long, I was at it. I had attained my dream job, I had a healthy social calendar, and more crucially, I was doing my own groceries and cleaning. I’d settled into a routine and felt…clean. In Powerwash Simulator, you can press a button that highlights all the dirt in the environment, giving them a fiery orange glow. For a time though, things were good. I didn’t see orange.
(Ding)
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