Bytes ‘n’ Blurts: Catching Up on Minishoots and Magequits
Wondering what the Paste Games team has been playing lately? Don’t have time to read new game reviews, and prefer something quick and direct? Just looking for a thousand or so words to eat up a couple of minutes of your wait at the doctor’s office or airport lobby? Bytes ‘n’ Blurts offers a quick look at what games editor Garrett Martin and assistant games editor Elijah Gonzalez have been playing over the last week—from the latest releases to whatever classic or forgotten obscurity is taking up our free time. This week they’ve been killing the holiday dead time with a Zelda devotee that replaces Link with a shooty little spaceship and a multiplayer party game from last decade.
Minishoot’ Adventures

Year: 2024
Platform: PC
Toss the original Zelda, Metroid and Robotron into a blender and you’ll be pouring Minishoot’ Adventures into your cup. (No idea what’s up with that apostrophe. I absolutely hate it.) It’s a dual joystick shooter—one stick moves, the other aims and fires—inside an OG Zelda—an overworld to explore, temples with bosses to defeat, hearts to collect—with a heap of Metroid jive—lotsa backtracking with regular weapon unlocks that let you access previously closed off turf. You can break it down to a formula but it certainly isn’t formulaic; I can’t think of any other game with this particular mix of inspirations and influences, and they’re all woven together into a tight, seamless, effortlessly smooth jamboree. It is in no way brainless but it also doesn’t ask you to care about a story or feel any emotions beyond pure blasting satisfaction and puzzle-solving. In that way it’s an ideal game to play between Christmas and New Year’s, during the most meaningless week of the year, when our minds are dull, sated and sluggish. This is primordial gaming stuff here, deeply embedded in the memories and reflexes of anybody old enough to know, nostalgic and timeless at once. Play it in bed, on the Steam Deck, all bundled up inside your softest, thickest comforter, with a mug of something warm on your nightstand.—Garrett Martin
MageQuit

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