Pokémon Rules Everything Around Me
I am Holly Green. I am 30 or 40 years old. And I’m worried that Pokémon is taking over my life.
It is no secret that Pokémon is a grind. While the series is built on fun ideas like biology and zoology, deep down, it’s the godfather of all collectible-based games. Playing out in the hundreds of Pokémon to collect in each videogame and the trading cards of the card-based game as well, its addictiveness makes it a phenomenon, and a cash cow. They’re among the most popular games in the world, no doubt in part due to how deliberately they’re designed to be time-consuming.
I’ve been asked before, by readers who are familiar with my writing on OCD and game design, if I’m affected by Pokémon. For the longest time, I avoided the games because I knew that playing them would open a door I would never be able to close. When Pokémon GO came out, I found the prospect of hunting for Pokémon in real life too tempting to ignore, and the fact that it would get me out of the house every day was a great bonus. The mobile game was a fun gateway to the series, and in a weird way, it actually added to my quality of life, especially once Pokémon Let’s Go was launched. My obsession with collecting Pokémon could at least serve some purpose, in that I could collect Shiny specimens to import into the Switch game. Obsession fully in place, I felt like I finally understood the global Pokémon phenomenon.
But indulging my new love of Pokémon has reached a staggering grind. I’ve completed the new games, both Sword and Shield, but somehow, it seems like the collecting process has only just begun. After the initial 400 Pokémon are caught, you’re awarded a Shiny Charm, which increases the rate at which Shiny Pokémon can spawn. Normally, they appear at a rate of 1/8192, but with the Shiny Charm, and a process known as chaining (that is, defeating as many of the same type of Pokémon as you can in a row), you can reduce it to 1/1365. But whatever the reduction in Shiny spawn rate, it still takes a long time to earn one. Chaining, at least in my experience, takes a minimum of four hours, and Gmax Raids for Shiny Pokémon are even longer, even if you’re coordinating in Discord groups with those who are lucky enough to find one. Breeding, which helps create Shiny Pokémon but is also just a good idea if you like Pokémon with the maximum stats and best traits, requires biking for long distances to hatch eggs, with rarer Pokémon demanding longer distances. It is interminable. No matter what you do, if you want good Pokémon, you better be prepared to abandon all other pastimes.
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