Hyper Mode: Elizabeth Comstock’s Last Hurrah
Last week, a porn parody game of BioShock Infinite came out: it’s called (of course) BioCock Intimate. Its creator, who goes by Zone-sama, has been making flash games that parody mainstream videogames for years now, and BioCock is just one of many. If you know about Zone’s games, most of which have free demos on Newgrounds (including BioCock), then it won’t surprise you to hear that this game is surprisingly well-executed. Zone’s porn parodies of the Skullgirls franchise were so good that they led to an actual job on the Skullgirls development team.
Zone games are known for their distinctive art style and woman-centric premises; the female characters, in addition to being beautifully drawn, often have a low-lit, spooky, wide-eyed glare that seems like it would fit better in a horror game than a pornographic one. That characteristic grin lends a something’s-not-right-here atmosphere, which seems fitting for a parody, but which also makes these games seem funny and unnerving rather than straightforwardly sexy. (That said, BioCock in particular portrays a very vanilla depiction of sex, but more on that later.) Zone also uses modified audio from the original games; instead of tracking down a voice actress willing to do a dead-on Elizabeth Comstock impression, BioCock simply does what best it can with the real thing. This makes Elizabeth’s lines all the funnier for players who remember their original context in BioShock.
A few things have made the recent release of BioCock more notable. One is BioShock creator Ken Levine’s admonishment to fans last October that they stop making so much Elizabeth porn. The other is Irrational Games’ recent announcement that it would be closing its doors, that the BioShock franchise would likely come to an end with the second half of Infinite’s Burial At Sea DLC, and that Ken Levine would be working on other projects that would not at all resemble BioShock in terms of genre, style or development.
We can only assume that the release of BioCock made Levine so infuriated that he shut down his entire game studio. After all, he told everyone to stop making Elizabeth porn, and in response, the most notable porn parody game creator of the day made the best possible Elizabeth porn ever. Should we be surprised that Ken Levine snapped?
I’m joking, of course—the timing of BioCock’s release (I want you all to know that I’m snickering like a middle-schooler every time I type that phrase) and Irrational’s closing is merely an unusual and tragic coincidence. Speaking as someone who was famously disappointed with the portrayal of Elizabeth in BioShock Infinite, which I discussed at length in my column about “the daddification of games”, I admit that while I was sad to hear about a studio closing from a financial perspective, I wasn’t sad to hear that I probably wouldn’t get to play another BioShock game. In addition to BioShock Infinite’s unsettling and unrealistic depictions of racial strife, I also felt disappointed by Elizabeth’s depiction in particular. I hated that I, as a player, was expected to feel fatherly and protective towards her.
I don’t entirely relate to Elizabeth; she’s as painfully naive as I’d expect of a woman who’s grown up encased in an externally imposed ivory tower with nothing but Les Miserables and a handful of skeevy scientists to keep her company. The key to Liz’s cage does eventually pass from one paternal figure to another, but that does not endear BioShock Infinite to me. I kept wanting Elizabeth to escape…but I knew it could never happen, not with her overprotective father Ken Levine calling the shots. To use his own words, regarding porn of Elizabeth: “It’s like coming across a picture of your daughter. I die a little inside with every page view.”