Kim Kardashian: Hollywood and the Price of Fame
Kimberly Noel Kardashian West is 33—nine years older than me. She is the child of Robert Kardashian, who was famously a defense attorney in O. J. Simpson’s trial. He died of esophageal cancer in 2003. In 2007, when Mrs. Kardashian West was 27, after beginning a relationship with a new man on the end of an old marriage, a sex tape of her and her new boyfriend was leaked. It was released without her consent and distributed by Vivid Entertainment, entitled “Kim K Superstar.” She dropped her suit with Vivid Entertainment, after spinning this betrayal into a multi-million dollar career.
She’s now about to make $85 million from her iOS game, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. I can’t stop playing it. It’s not exactly a complicated game, the mechanics basically consisting of “click this thing to perform an action that is not animated,” but by playing it, I feel as if I am being given a perverse window into how Mrs. Kardashian West experiences the world.
My life as Gossip Gita, LA Nobody turned ingénue, starts as it does for all players in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood—I work in a boutique, and have a chance encounter with Mrs. Kardashian West who takes a liking to me. I become a protégé. I am welcomed into a world where people are explicitly ranked in terms of popularity, a thought that sends middle school aged me into a panic. I started off on the E-List, and am now on the B-List. The goal is to become an A-Lister.
My avatar is whisked from engagement to engagement to engagement. Literally—as soon as I leave a cover shoot, I get a “call” from my “agent” with another offer with the implication that I should run over now. At these engagements, each action takes a bit of energy. When you run out, but try to continue, the game tells you that you are tired.
It does seem tiring. Right now in real life, I work three jobs, but those jobs have defined beginning and ending points, and when I clock out, I don’t have to care about it until my shift begins the next morning. In Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, everything matters. There is no “off the clock.” By accident, I flubbed an interview where I was asked a leading question about my rival, Willow Pape. I almost got knocked down to the C-List for speaking negatively about her. Somehow, I even regret not being more discriminating my answers. Wilow Pape as a character is over the top rude, and extremely easy to hate (one of my favorite gags from the game is the second time she runs into you, she tweets about how you’re stalking her, adding ”#illuminati #obamacare”). But it took a lot of time to get up to the B-List, and I wasn’t about to be demoted for speaking my virtual mind about this fake person.
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