Happy 40th, Bomberman. Now Where the Hell Are You?

If you’re of a certain age, you’re aware that there are a lot of Bomberman games out there. If you’re on the younger side, though—say, too young to be aware of a time where Hudson Soft wasn’t owned by or completely absorbed into Konami—you’re likely lacking that awareness. Bomberman debuted 40 years ago this July, so of course there are loads of games starring the bomb-planting robot. How many of those are available for you to purchase right now, perhaps as part of a 40th anniversary celebration? Let’s just say not enough to keep this feature from being written.
“Where are all the Bomberman games?” is a reasonable question to ask. In the series’ 40 years, without even counting the three compilations or re-releases, there have been 80 Bomberman games released, with number 81 on the way this fall in the form of Super Bomberman R 2. How many of those 80 games are available for purchase on modern, current-gen platforms? Three of them. And that’s with taking the Xbox One and Playstation 4 into account, as well, since both basically mirror storefronts with their successor systems. The Nintendo Switch, Playstation 5, and Steam all have just Super Bomberman R available for purchase, while the Xbox Series X|S has that as well as Bomberman Live: Battlefest, an Xbox 360 title from 2010 that is notable for still being backwards-compatible to this day, as well as being the final console release of Bomberman produced by the series’ originators, Hudson Soft: they’d be fully subsumed into Konami two years later, with an untitled action-adventure Bomberman release for the Nintendo 3DS canceled in the process. Battlefest is actually a sequel to 2007’s Bomberman Live, and while that was also an Xbox 360 release, it’s not available in the present anywhere besides that system.
The third is Amazing Bomberman, a rhythm-adventure spin-off title released in 2022 for Apple Arcade. There is technically a fourth, Bombergirl, another spin-off, this one featuring anime girl representations of Bomberman and Konami characters a la the Gradius spin-off Otomedius. It’s as of now a Japanese-exclusive arcade and PC game that can be accessed through Konami’s e-Amusement online portal if you have Windows 10 and don’t mind leaning on Google Translate, but the fact there’s any reason to discuss that as “available” just emphasizes the paucity of Bomberman options out there.
If you have some older systems lying around the house, there are a few more Bomberman titles you can purchase. Fewer than there were just a few months ago, as the closure of the Wii U and 3DS eShops wiped out multiple Turbografx-16 and PC Engine Bomberman titles as well as the DSiWare-exclusive Bomberman game that used both screens to make much larger single-screen arenas, but still. Similarly, if you managed to snag a Turbografx-16 Mini before those stopped production and became expensive rarities themselves, Bomberman ‘93, Bomberman ‘94, and one of the many versions of Panic Bomber are all on there. If not? Start saving up, because the secondary market is costly and cruel.
Bomberman Live remains available on the Xbox 360’s storefront, while Bomberman ULTRA, the Playstation 3’s digital exclusive from the same era, remains up on that console’s store. Of course, Sony has made it so that you can only make purchases on the PS3 store if you already have money in your wallet, and you can’t add money to your wallet from either the system or the Sony store website: you have to add it directly from either a Playstation 4 or 5 console in order to buy something on the PS3. Which means that acquiring ULTRA or the smattering of Playstation Portable, Vita, and original Playstation games available on the PS3 as well—Bomberman Fantasy Race (PSX), Bomberman Land (PSP), Bomberman Legacy (PSP), Bomberman Party Edition (PSX), and Bomberman ‘94 (PC Engine by way of the PS3 and PSP re-release) is not only a pain, but there are intentional hurdles setup to keep non-sickos from ever bothering to get them. This still beats Nintendo keeping you from re-releases of various Bomberman games on their aforementioned last-gen systems, as well as locking you out from the WiiWare-exclusive cousin to ULTRA and Live, Bomberman Blast, when that digital storefront shuttered for good back in 2019.