Zelda Reviews: People Sure Do Seem to Like that New Zelda Game

The hot new Zelda reviews are out, and damn are they sizzling. (I don’t know why I’m talking like that; I am sorry.)
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom comes out tomorrow (right at the stroke of midnight ET), but the review embargo hit this morning, and in a turn of events that would shock absolutely nobody the esteemed body of videogame critics has agreed that the Zelda game is good. Yep, real good, even. It’s sitting at a 96 on Metacritic, the review aggregation website that people pay way too much attention to, with reviews from 83 outlets factored into the score. That makes it the best reviewed game of the year on any system so far, but it’s still a full point behind 2017’s The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, which means some terminally online weirdo somewhere is probably calling Tears a failure already.
What do the critics actually have to say about the game, though? Well, PCMag–the mag named after a platform the game is not playable on–writes that “Tears of the Kingdom is a tour de force”–our second favorite kind of tour. Gene Park at the Washington Post praises the game’s focus on creation as a tribute to imagination and ingenuity, while saying that it “perfects” the franchise. In a review subtitled “pure magic,” Keza MacDonald of the Guardian is enchanted by the game’s massive, immersive world and the freedom it provides the player, crediting it for helping her find fun amid the stresses and responsibility of adult life. And over at Gamespot Steve Watts raves about pretty much every aspect of the game, hinting that it might be the best Zelda yet without ever saying so.